Requirements Document: Inception Collector’s Edition

5 10 2010

When Disney released the Blu-Ray of Hayao Miyazaki’s Ponyo without a digital copy option I was very disappointed. Although I had no one but myself to blame, in that I never bothered to actually tell Disney that was important to me.

So, for the convenience of the good folks at Warner Brothers, I’ve specified what is required for a proper collector edition of Inception in the style of a software requirements document.

  • Feature Film on Blu-Ray, featuring multiple full-length commentaries by the directory, cast, and composer.
  • Feature Film on DVD
  • Feature Film on HD-DVD (just in case)
  • Feature Film Digital Copy for iTunes/iPhone/iPad (Full HD)
  • Soundtrack CD
  • Soundtrack on 200g vinyl
  • Soundtrack on iTunes Digital Copy (Lossless)
  • Glossy photo book featuring stills from production.
  • Annotated Screenplay autographed by Christopher Nolan printed on 100% cotton archival paper and bound with hand-embossed Corinthian leather.
  • One square inch of fabric laser cut from Joseph Godon-Levitt’s vest, matted and framed.
  • Glass vial containing a single hair plucked from one of Michael Caine’s eyebrows.
  • A high-five and approving smile from Ken Wantanabe.
  • Personal style consultation and shopping trip costume designer Jeffrey Kurland.
  • Hand delivered to your home or office by your choice of Leonardo DiCapro, Ellen Page, or both.

I don’t want to be unreasonable. I’m perfectly aware that some of these items may be difficult to source and/or manufacture and therefore could impact the release date. I am, however, willing to accept incremental delivery on these items, please feel free to send these items to me as become available. Thanks!

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